Season 6 Episode 7: The Man with a Plan

The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men*

Gang aft agley,

An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,

For promis'd joy!

Modern Translation 

The best laid schemes of mice and men

Go often awry, 

And leave us nothing but grief and pain, 

For promised joy!

- Robert Burns, from his poem, To a Mouse, on Turning Her Up in Her Nest with the Plough, 1785

Don's brilliant plan that landed the Chevy account becomes real and the (painful) merger of the two firms is played out (perhaps represented by Joan's cyst which was benign but painful?). The effects and repercussions of it shake the identity and insecurities of several characters. We are given a preview of the conflict during a meeting with the partners. Bert Cooper reads a draft press release about the union where he says, "and in closing" and stops: he's missing the ending. He doesn't know it and neither do we because it's ambiguous and changing.

Chaos reigns as Ted's firm moves in. Space is tight, compressed and claustrophobic. People are let go (Roger lays off Burt Peterson to protect himself), jockey for power (Joan and Moira) or maneuver for territory (Peggy gets a windowless office with a hand made door sign that says Chief Coffee Writer and Harry complains about being moved again to a smaller space). The creatives with the two firms could also not be more different: Stan and Ginsberg represent the hip, smart, pot smoking creative team for SCDP versus the white shirt and tie, whispering to each other CGC team. The only two people who seem to enjoy the merger is Roger and Jim, who both act royal and imperialistic. During the commotion of the office, there is also an odd moment when movers bring in a "modern" chaise and it is carried up the stairs. We later see it in Roger's office when he fires Burt. Burt can't figure out how to sit on it and asks if it's a bed.**

Don is the primary focus in this episode and his world goes upside down. In fact, we are told this twice: once, when he says to Sylvia that he wants her to please him, she replies, "I can stand on my head and do that at any time". And again, in the plane while flying up to visit the Mohawk Airlines, Ted tells him, "you think you're right side up, but sometimes when you're flying you're upside down". The merger has caused Don's world to become unsteady. We see Don's jealousy of Ted when he gives up his chair for Moira and when Ted asks the secretary taking the meeting notes a question she makes "goo goo" eyes at him. Don doesn't like it. And on the plane trip, Don looks disgusted and says that it doesn't matter what he says to Mohawk, because "you just flew your own plane to see him". Don is not the alpha dog any more.

When the episode begins and the elevator door opens to Arnie"s and Sylvia's hallway, we see a suitcase and a hat in the middle of the floor. We hear Sylvia yelling, but we never hear Arnie. It's as if he's not there. The conversation is one sided and she says "you are not taking care of me, you are taking care of yourself". When she calls Don at work and wants to see him, he does the same thing to her, symbolically locking her up in the hotel room (when he takes the key) and effectively putting her into solitary confinement with no food or entertainment (before hotel rooms had TVs). This becomes apparent when he cruelly takes her book, The Last Picture Show***, away to read on the plane. Don has gone to a dark place. We have not seen him treat a woman like this before.

So where is Don during the merger? Absent without leave. As one of the key figures and partners, he doesn't care. He's more interested in playing mind and sex games with his mistress than running the agency. Sylvia finally tires of him when she imagines him dead.**** Only then, does Don feel anything. Sylvia's problem is that she confused sex with love. Don doesn't know the meaning of love, only the meaning of sex. The most important thing to happen to the firm and he is not there, mentally or physically. Don's secretary is also absent. Don repeatedly looks for her. When Peggy says that she spoke to Dawn on the telephone, Ted says "which one? Black or white?."

Other absentee players: Pete and Pete's father who is a ghost in his mother's memory. We learn from his mother, who appears to have Alzheimer's, that he, like Pete, was a womanizer and also had an apartment in the city. We realize how detached Pete is from family and not just with Trudy: he didn't offer his brother the chance to take SCDP public and lies to his mother repeatedly about dates and events. He has become her caretaker because he could not admit that he is separated from his wife due to adultery. He also lost his accounts due to adultery. He sees his position at the firm as tenuous and missed the Mohawk meeting because of his mother. Pete is caught in a hell of his own making.

The Man with a Plan, has many guises: Pete's swinging bachelor pad has become a small cramped apartment that he shares with his senile mother. The plan to go public fell apart and the partners will not become millionaires. Arnie's plan to become the first American heart transplant surgeon doesn't pan out and he wants to move to Minnesota. Don's plan for the company merger is realized, but Don didn't realize the affect it would have on him or others.

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*John Steinbeck, in 1937, named his book "Of Mice and Men" from this stanza. The book was about unfulfilled dreams and plans that go horribly wrong.

** The chaise longue is a LC4 Villa Church and designed in 1928. For years Le Corbusier claimed exclusive credit for it. However, Charlotte Perriand, who worked with Le Corbusier in his architectural practice was the actual designer. It has only been in the last few years that she is being given proper credit for many of his iconic pieces. This piece of furniture, like the women of the time and shown in the series, are mostly uncredited or invisible. For more information on her please visit:

http://designmuseum.org/design/charlotte-perriand

*** The book is about loveless sexual alliances in a small dying town.

****Don's death is also alluded to by the dying Gleason when he speaks to Ted from his hospital bed. He quotes Sun Tzu (The Art of War) "if I wait patiently by the river, the body of my enemy will float by".